Behind the times

This is it! I've succumbed to the pressure of relevance and started a blog! No one will read this, but if you are somehow reading it, don't expect any of the following things:

1. Anything that might actually be interested to anyone beyond my immediate circle of friends.
2. Links to MP3s or .rar|.zip files.
3. Pictures/stories about me that might be embarrassing or unnecessarily exhibitionist in nature.
4. Insider info about anything.
5. Rumours or gossip-mongering.

There might be stuff about cheese, bacon, wine, books, music, and magazines.